Friday, January 13, 2006

At Least He's Honest

My Way News:
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - One gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota is giving a whole new meaning to the 'dark side' of politics. A man who calls himself a satanic priest plans to run for governor on a 13-point platform that includes the public impaling of terrorists at the state Capitol building.

Jonathon Sharkey, also known as 'The Impaler', plans to launch his gubernatorial campaign on - when else? - Friday the 13th. He'll make the announcement in Princeton.

'I'm going to be totally open and honest,' said the 41-year-old leader of the 'Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.'

'Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side,' he said.
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